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Joke of the Day
"So I had this idea to make money by selling bottled bottles ...It made no cents"
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"I make spelling mistakes alot and when I say alot I mean a lot."
"What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!"
"Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !"
"My girlfriend asked if I could play wonderwall. I said ""maybe"""
"I like my coffee the way I like my slaves... Free."
"Knowledge is Power They always say knowledge is power, but I'm pretty sure I can beat up Stephen Hawking."
"Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting? Because he didn't habanero."
"One Man's trash is other man's treasure Said Jereme. But it certainly wasn't the best he could say to his child just after he learnt that he was adopted."
"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar or maybe a hotel. Or possibly a church"