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Joke of the Day
"No matter close I get to her when I do them, I cannot seem to startle my dog with my farts."
Next Joke
"Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, ""Sorry, no professionals."
"World's shortest resign letter. Dear Sir, Waak! thuu. Thank You."
"An email from my parents: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama's a Muslim"
"Somebody told me I need to give my new Smart Car a name. So I called it 'Octomom' because even though I can technically fit 8 people in there, it doesn't mean it's a good idea."
"Why was the bakers bread so expensive? He needed the dough."
"My hobbies include humming the Jurassic Park theme song to my chickens, to make them feel more in touch with their ancestors."
"Why did the Indian pedophile miss work? He was feeling a little Sikh."
"When things go wrong, what can you always count on? Your fingers."
"A friend and I walked past an Alzheimers Society. He turned to me and said ""How do they remember where it is""?"