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"Wait. I'm not cool cuz I'm home on a weekend night? You mean my home I own? With no landlord, neighbors or...parents? Wow, I'm such a loser."
"I read you can have a stroke without displaying any symptoms and I was like ""holy shit, I'm definitely not displaying any symptoms!"""
"What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard? Edward Snowed In"
"Why are oceans so salty? Because the Earth is always tilted."
"What's the opposite of Tim Walken? Tim Daly."
"What do you call a black ghost? Bill Cosby. He comes while you're sleeping."
"[Enter a password] ""beansandsausage"" [Password must contain at least two capitals] ""limabeansandviennasausage"""
"[slashing food truck tires] friend: wtf are you doing?! [running away with arms filled with tacos] YOU COMIN OR NOT?!"
"The ""Blind People Alphabet"" A, B, D, E, F..."