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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Ma'am, Are you intoxicated? Me: Are YOU intoxicated! Cop: No Me: Prove it! Cop: *puts handcuffs on me* Me: I like where this is going."

"Q: What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission? A: He Apollo-gized."

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? to not get to the other side."

"What did one gay sperm say to the other??? Wanna get shit faced?!"

"Ok /r/jokes, give me your best. Just wanted to see this subreddits potential. And that I'm not much of a funny person."

"My wife has packed her things and left me... My wife has packed her things and left me due to my obsession with glass objects. Frankly, I'm shattered."

"What did the fry cook do when he found out he was cooking burger patties made of feces? He flipped a shit."

"Ladies I'll drive you crazy with my tongue *Never shuts the hell up*"

"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents"

"What did the mute say to the priest? Nothing"