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Joke of the Day
"Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows"
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"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk."
"Apparently, it's frowned upon to walk up to two police officers and ask ""what are you douchebags up to?"""
"Rather than buy a gun, I've been studying ""Home Alone"" and now defend my home with marbles and old gangster movies."
"Hilary Clinton is elected president ... FTFY"
"What is the handicap parking like at the special olympics."
"There are two hats on a coat rack One says to the other, ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead"""
"I like to think that T.J. Maxx is what happens when Office Max takes off his tie and slips on a pair of shades."
"what did the leper say to the hooker Keep the tip."
"When are they going to drug test the audience of ""The Price Is Right.""? No one is that happy"