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Joke of the Day
"Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows"
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"""You want to see a pig with three eyes?"" A piiig"
"I need a career involving less interaction and more pizza. I've narrowed it down to: Pizza Farmer Pizza Hunter Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle"
"""Hey Al, I heard you're constipated."" ""No shit."""
"Honey, I'm pregnant.. Hi Pregnant, I'm dad."
"What do you call a car full of nuns? Virgin Mobile"
"What did one snail say to the other? Nothing. They were both decoys."
"Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own? **Because it's two tired.**"
"Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
"At my 16th birthday party, 1 guy came as a bunch of balloons, another as an untouched table of snacks & another came as an empty church hall"