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Joke of the Day

"The internet is a place where you can make long-lasting friendships. You can also watch 2 girls drink diarrhea. Two sides to every coin."

"What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit? Ow! That megahertz!"

"If I have an addiction to masturbation And I suddenly develop it into an addiction to sex, does that mean my addiction is getting out of hand?"

"Another from my 25+ year old joke book... Girl 1: Whenever I'm down in the dumps I get a new hat. Girl 2: Oh, that's where you get them!"

"[If my dog could talk] DUDE, IT'S BEEN 9 YEARS. I GET IT. I'M A GOOD BOY"

"Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice."

"Did you know princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."

"The Amish girl was excommunicated... ...too Mennonite."

"Q: Who ruled France until he exploded? A: Napoleon Blownapart!"

"I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?"