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Joke of the Day
"Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you."
Next Joke
"I don't think this bowl of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups on my desk is making me as indispensable to the workplace as I had hoped."
"i lost my weed in my room does anyone have a drug sniffer dog that can keep a secret"
"My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card He's a man after my own heart."
"Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock Who's there The chicken"
"Adele joined my evening class. She sits at the back silently, we don't talk about her. She's the elephant in the room."
"Why was Noah a great businessman? He floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation."
"What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't? Zikachu."
"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs I stole this joke from somewhere..."
"Had to dump my Amish girlfriend.... she drove me buggy."