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Joke of the Day
"Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you."
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"What is the politically correct term for Mexicans? Human Beans."
"Say what you want about deaf people."
"Have you heard of airplane skirts? They're so short, you can see the cockpit."
"[alligator store] Clerk: $1500. Thanks Me: not gonna say bye to him? Clerk: uh Me: say it Clerk: goodbye Me: say ""see you later alligator"""
"How about some snappy one-liners? Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it."
"an owl mistook my man bun for a sleeping hamster again today"
"What's the fastest game in the world? Pass the Parcel in a Belfast Pub."
"Why can't Jesus eat a cheeseburger? Because he's dead."
"It would be horrible if a Mexican male's name was rita. Hello, Senior Rita."