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Joke of the Day
"They should sell flags for fake countries so people can burn them without offending anyone."
Next Joke
"What is impotence? Impotence is when your mind starts to be a dick and your dick is philosophising."
"What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food? Tie food"
"Wife's been out of town 96 hrs now & everything's gone to hell. We're all wearing patio furniture tarps & worshiping a boar head on a stick."
"Why did all the female pandas want to mate with that one male panda? Because he had the big bamboo."
"My wife was choking so I quickly googled ""how to save a life"" Was a good song to drown out the noise she was making."
"A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The Screwdriver responds, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""
"I hate it when people pretend they know everything about culture when they talk about Mozart They probably have never seen any of his paintings."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning Hippy? Because he was too far out, man."
"Some say my wife looks like Mel B. Unfortunately, the B stands for Brooks."