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Joke of the Day
"I lost my dog and I don't know if I'll ever find him. I don't have collar ID."
Next Joke
"I told my doctor that i broke my arm in two places He told me to stop going to those places"
"What do you call a reptile that works as a detective? An investigator."
"It's like trying run the BostonMarathon with Siamese Twins... They're both pulling in different directions"
"Hey, did you fall from heaven? So did Satan."
"I don't like when guys says stuff like ""i waited my whole life to meet this woman"". It's like no you didn't. You weren't a romantic toddler."
"Samsung Gn7 user here. despite all the abuse they're getting I was surprised that it's actually a really great phone I mean the battery life alone just blew me away"
"What did the Jamaican say when he lost the smelliest feet contest? DEFEAT STINKS!"
"What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies? I don't know; they were speaking Spanish."
"What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him? Sorry, my fault."