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Joke of the Day
"According to North Korean press, Kim Jong Il has entered a sleeping contest. Ta-da!"
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"When I was a kid I wanted to become a pirate, and sail the open seas. But instead, I just ended up downloading a lot of movies."
"An exhibitionist is discussing retirement with his wife. But after talking it out he decides, ""Actually, I think I'll stick it out one more year."""
"I stole Stephen Hawking's wheelchair today I thought it was hilarious, he had nothing to say on the matter."
"The sushi at my local deli is to die of."
"What's 6 inches long and starts with a p? ........... a shit (think about it)"
"I tried looking up my future I saw no results"
"What did the one melon say to the other melon? We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe."
"How many black people does it to pave a driveway? One. You just have to spread him real thin."
"How can you tell when a bar is haunted? It's full of Boo's and Spirits."