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Joke of the Day

"They might as well put ""Uhhh..."" in front of every item on drive-thru menus."

"What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

"Hey brotherrrr (by Avicii) There's an endless road to be disMOTHERed! Lmao"

"An 80's style montage of me and a dog learning to use chopsticks, and the dog progressing marginally faster"

"I went to library to check out a book on suicide. The librarian asked me ""who would bring it back?"""

"Pretty ironic how there's an active ingredient in marijuana."

"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !"

"It's always Sunny in Florida Until the filthy Shia move into the neighborhood."

"The Reddit Button has ended, I'm de-pressed Looks like I waited too long"

"Job interview Hiring manager: so, according to your resume you have listed ""can pee with a boner"" as a skill Me: yea bruh I guess u can say its kinda hard Manager: wow lol you're hired"