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Joke of the Day

"Men need to stop staring and yelling at me when I wear yoga pants. I'm not doing it for you. I'm doing it for me, because it's comfortable... Who cares if you can see my balls?"

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"What did the baby corn say? what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn."
"How do you get holy water You boil the hell out of it"
"I don't care how hardcore you are. If you don't cry when Dumbo visits his mommy in elephant jail, you have no soul."
"Tiger Woods goes through 18 holes in one day... And he STILL has time for golf."
"What Do You Call A Blank Piece Of Paper? WOMEN'S RIGHTS!!!"
"Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I'd probably have done better if they'd specified that they didn't mean by tickling."
"It's in the Smile A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist."
"Why was the sand wet? Because the sea-weed"
"Females on Facebook suffer in silence louder than anyone I've ever met in my life."