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Joke of the Day

"I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea."

"I thought I saw Jesus in a cookie. But I was wrong. It was just a guy who looked like him."

"A gun walks into a bar... And says ""Hey bartender - I need to get loaded."" The bartender says ""Ok, I'll get you a few rounds."""

"A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says ""make me one with everything""."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down."

"What do you call semitic oompa-loompas? Orange Jews"

"""Hi I'm here to interview for the branch manager position."" ""We're only hiring tree trimmers."" ""That's exactly what I just said."""

"Congress passed some bold legislation regarding cerebral palsy recently They call it the Ballsy Palsy Policy."

"Why was the baguette excited for his audition? He heard he might be playing a big roll"

"The only Clowns that I'm afraid of... Are the ones running for President..."