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Joke of the Day
"I thought I saw Jesus in a cookie. But I was wrong. It was just a guy who looked like him."
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"When life hands you lemons, help me throw them at the kids on my lawn."
"Tony Romo was depressed after yesterday's loss. He was so upset he got his gun, pointed it at his throwing hand, and pulled the trigger. He's OK, The bullet was intercepted."
"TIL Today I learnt what TIL meant."
"A crazed fan attacked Miley Cyrus at a recent concert. Damn, I would have LOVED to have seen the look on her gums."
"A cop stops a drunk man and asks ""how high are you?"" The man replies. ""That is wrong English. You should say 'Hi how are you?'"""
"Hawaiian terrorists be like... Aloha Akbar"
"WOW! SNOWING EVERYWHE.... it stopped. OMG IT'S STARTING AGAIN AND... nvrmind. HERE IT IS AGAIN, WEEE...its gone. - Snow globe, the story."
"What is the difference between British beer and a pussy? The pussy only tastes like piss at the start."
"Bert is walking with Albert through the park and says, ""I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."" Albert says, ""What's the name of his other leg?"""