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Joke of the Day

"""Hi I'm here to interview for the branch manager position."" ""We're only hiring tree trimmers."" ""That's exactly what I just said."""

"What did Obama say after his mom finished serving dinner? ""Thanks Omama."""

"Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? Their making headlines!"

"I love Reddit You guys are great."

"""My water-bowl wasn't filled to its usual level so I stole your watch and peed in your shoes."" --Cats"

"Talking about your ex makes it sound like you're not over them. Hide their body and move on like a normal person."

"Laugh at something on your phone and wait for me to ask what it is. See your grandchildren grow old. Witness the death of the sun."

"Why do elephants hate flying? The seats are too small."

"my mom should have been on one of the planes that crashed on 911 ... I think -Anthony Jeselnik"

"A man is setting his password to ""mypenis"" Error: Not long enough"