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Joke of the Day

"A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says ""make me one with everything""."

"A bar walks upto a bar... Hows that even possible"

"Just walked past a girl with a Banksy tattoo on her arm. She must be a really deep sleeper!"

"What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan? Taco Bell."

"Honey I Shrunk the Kids IV: They shrink everyone on earth on purpose The planet will never run out of resources Everyone is eaten by ants"

"Whoever made the almond-milk carton the exact same shape as the chicken-broth carton should have to eat this cereal."

"I want to start an irritable bowel support group called fecal matters"

"I saw a crazy squirrel today.. He was fucking nuts."

"Went to the shoe store and bought a pair of converse, disappointed they haven't talked back yet."

"What did Hitler say when the Allies landed on Normandy? Dang, I did Nazi that coming."