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Joke of the Day

"There's no way that whatever mothballs prevent is worse than the smell of mothballs"

"Penis Enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Kelly."

"what do u call a group of /r/atheists fedoration"

"Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it did we?"

"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."

"What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000? 10{4}"

"Why should you never trust a cheap circumcision? It's a total ripoff."

"My son feels about broccoli the way I feel about having to make a phone call."

"Cop: Where were you at the time of the murder? Me: I'd trapped myself in a Tupperware container Cop: Damn, that's an air tight alibi"

"People who decorate their cars for Christmas are in serious need of help."