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Joke of the Day
"There's no way that whatever mothballs prevent is worse than the smell of mothballs"
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"Satan was all alone with Eve, NAKED, at the forbidden tree and all he did was to convince her to eat a fruit? GAY."
"What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke? You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?"
"How do you count cows? With a cowculator."
"Making reservations for one at a fancy restaurant because every now and then, I like to be wined and dined before I take advantage of myself"
"[dont let him know you're a sponge] Waitress: *spills drink on table* GERONIMO *bellyflops on table* SPRAY SOME CLEANER I GOT THIS oh damn"
"[wife looking at sketch of donut burglar on the news] ""he looks like you"" [me holding huge glass of milk on way to basement] it's not though"
"It's not funny when a First Lady runs for President. It's Hillary-ous."
"How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb? Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw"
"What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale? The Juan who lived."