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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning."
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"TIL an African grey parrot, who lives an incredibly long life, can learn up to the vocabulary of an 8 year old. So when do you have the sex talk?"
"What bounces and makes little children cry? My donation check to Feed the Children!"
"You guys, I seriously never ask for prayers but this is an emergency. There is a rumor that Red Lobster might be closing. Pray. Pray hard."
"Anal sex is like getting your first car You dont really want it but your step dad gives it To you anyways"
"I hope this year they have the courage to legalize diarrhea."
"YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u"
"What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief? A Gulden's opportunity."
"Why did the girl walk past her crush twice? He didn't believe in love at first sight."