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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River? They're two Maine streams."

"You lost me at ""my psychic said.."""

"I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand."

"*rings doorbell* hmm... not sure if it rang *waits 2 hours before ringing again so I don't seem impatient*"

"A distracted man walks off a cliff while talking on his phone. He was sentenced to death."

"The only thing wrong with Bill Cosby was pudding. Pudding his dick where it didn't belong."

"I bought my mom a fridge for her birthday present You should have seen her face light up when she opened it!"

"Have you heard of the new Divorced Barbie Doll? It comes with all of Ken's stuff!"

"Best gaming joke ever.. ..Riot match making"

"I'd advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown. It's the only outfit you might not outgrow."