73501

Joke of the Day

"They say love is more important than money. B!tch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?!"

"Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy."

"Why do the french hate League of Legends? They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering"

"Welcome to Starbucks how may I help you? ""Regular coffee with cream please"" That's $40, 5ml of unicorn tears, and 10 dragon scales. ""TEN?"""

"Reasons to bake a cake after the kids go to bed: 1. To surprise them with it. 2. So they never know you ate an entire cake without sharing."

"X used to mark the spot but.. fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gon deliver to you"

"What should you do with a burning Kotex? Throw it on the ground and tamp on it."

"Finally got funding approved for the gay club I'm opening in Prague. The Czech's in the Male"

"Remember back in the olden days when we used wood-burning stoves and AOL?"

"I watch ""2 Girls, 1 Cup"" for the articles."