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Joke of the Day

"There is no single shoe store near me... They all seem to sell them in pairs. ^^^sorry ^^^if ^^^not ^^^OC"

"What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house? The DaVinci Abode"

"whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich? i dont fuck my sandwich before i eat it"

"WANTED: Good looking girl to jog in front of me while I run. Can't be fast."

"[1st date] Would it be odd if someone brought their cat on a date? Her: Very, what's in the box? Nothing, waiter cancel that can of tuna"

"Did you know Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock? Yeah, but it's up his ass and it belongs to Usher"

"The doctor told me I need to rest so I dropped the kids off at his office & now he won't stop calling me as if that's going to help me rest."

"What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist."

"They say a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush But a penis in the bush is better than two in the hand any day."

"One man including myself thinks I am funny. I came up with this a minute ago."