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Joke of the Day

"There is no single shoe store near me... They all seem to sell them in pairs. ^^^sorry ^^^if ^^^not ^^^OC"

"What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common? One prick...and it's all over."

"A scientist couple had identical twins... They named one Peter and the other one Control Group."

"So I checked into a low class hotel I called the frontdesk and told him ""I got a leak in my sink,"" he said ""go ahead."""

"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated! Bah dum dum...ting"

"Nothing is creepier than driving next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."

"I don't remember When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a great memory. I don't remember, what I chose."

"I saw two really fat people today talking... Looked like a heavy discussion"

"They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but it turned out nobody cared. It was a naan issue."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."