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Joke of the Day

"What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell.."

"I never like my hair right after I get it cut, But after a week it grows on me."

"lol i'm kind of a total geek weirdo, im really into starwars, the most successful international action film franchise of all time"

"What's the difference between a small bird? One of it's legs is a little smaller."

"What's black and married to my daughter? Nothing because I'm a good parent."

"Why did the lady poet go to the doctor? She had a Yeats Inflection"

"I feel sorry for people that haven't found their true love. My sister is on her 5th."

"Over the years, my sexual fetishes have been getting more perverse But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I hit rock bottom"

"That awkward moment when ur mom doesn't know the words to a song so she screams ""HAIL SATAN"" & explodes"

"Ever tried to watch your own feet while running? Don't do it. It's trippy."