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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when ur mom doesn't know the words to a song so she screams ""HAIL SATAN"" & explodes"

"A Vulture Boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.The stewardess say,""I'm sorry but we only allow each passenger one carrrion."" joker"

"What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party? I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor."

"What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat"

"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin dating Chris Brown."

"How do astronomers plan a party? they planet."

"I had sex with a chicken last night. It turns out the chicken came first, after all."

"What does a black person get after sex...??? A life sentence."

"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole!"

"My friend immediately started crying when we found 3 pairs of shoes for $5. She cant stand good buys."