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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg? The egg gets laid!"

"I'm having a lot of difficulty with knitting Oops, wrong thread."

"I usually make it to the ATM just behind the guy who's using it to refinance his home loan."

"What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables? I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up."

"What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees? A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)"

"Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG? Because other stores are too mainSteam."

"Did youz guys hear about the blow job competition last night? It was nuts, the race was neck and neck till the very end!"

"Driving down the highway and on the side of the road I see a preist fucking a goat! I yell out 'hey, wrong kid!'"

"What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common? They're both tree fellers."

"I went camping with a bunch of supermodels once. It was pretty in tents."