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Joke of the Day

"The most sexist joke you've ever heard. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; give a man a vagina and you feed her for a lifetime."

"I'll defend puppies & kittens with my life.. But if your kid's acting like a spoiled brat...I will ABSOLUTELY knock him over when you're not looking."

"There was a contest for the best pun. I submitted ten puns. I hoped that one would win, but... No pun in ten did."

"What is a Redneck virgin? A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!"

"Today, I saw a black guy wave to an Asian from across the street. It gives me hope for the future... Rush Hour 4!"

"What do most Indian people have in common? They all like to Singh."

"Professor opened with this in first year engineering lecture: What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities"

"I'm not a violent person, but I'd happily throat punch the person that decided baby clothes needed a minimum of 20 buttons."

"Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl? Because the pee is silent."

"How do you cover 18 holes with one hole? Have your mom sit down on a golf course."