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Joke of the Day
"It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside."
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"If a Nun changed sex... Would that make them a tran-sister?"
"Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road? The eggrolled"
"if anyone has reason for these two not to wed, speak now or forever hold y- [brides dad stands up] ""SHE BRUSHES HER TEETH WITH HOT WATER"""
"A frendly reminder! ""You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension."" Nikola Tesla"
"Why is jumping from great heights the most influential way to die? Because you make an impact"
"What company spent over $6.2 billion in buying Viagra? Microsoft"
"What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?? . In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time."
"What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't cry when you drop a load in it."
"What's a hats favourite thing? Getting head"