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Joke of the Day
"It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside."
Next Joke
"I'm off work next week so I'm gonna throw this knife at a map, where it lands I go. *throws knife, misses map.* Space, I'm going to space"
"Someone told me that women live to be woken up with oral sex... ... but when I tried it my wife woke up and said ""WTF get that thing out of my mouth!!"""
"Apparently someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds in London Poor guy"
"You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions."
"I have the heart of a lion.. .. and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo."
"Bud light is alot like sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water"
"Two Irishmen are looking for a job. They come across a sign, that reads, ""Tree Fellers"". Pat and Murphy look at each other and exclaim, ""If only Seamus was here, we would've had the job!"""
"Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh? No pun in ten did."
"music class i was always in trouble in music class. now i play the bass so its good."