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Joke of the Day

"If you see a hot girl walking you should honk your horn to let her know you're intrested and afraid to talk to girls."

"A horse walks into a French bar... ...and the barman says, ""I'm afraid you will have to leave, Monsieur Horse. We do not serve food in here."""

"It's like my teeth got in trouble in school & aren't allowed to sit together."

"Anyone know where I could find a bunch of ""Glad You Aren't Here"" postcards to send out when I go on my vacation in a few weeks? I'll need about 50 of them."

"There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people Push and pull"

"Sinead O'Connor has gone missing whilst going out on a bike ride. I'll start to get worried when it's been seven hours and fifteen days"

"What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset? The CENAry"

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw away all the w's!"

"I need a new bad decision."

"Trump is actually ambidextrous He can move from right to left as he chooses"