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Joke of the Day
"It's like my teeth got in trouble in school & aren't allowed to sit together."
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"I like my jokes like I like my women fucked up"
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"Why is Neil Degrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?... On the day he was born he escaped a black hole...... and then he spent his life studying them."
"What I buy from a tea shop I sigh everytime."
"Finally looked up from my phone screen and noticed I'm being passed around by the crowd at a Blink 182 concert."
"I don't think Muslims go far enough.... I don't think Muslims go far enough in killing people who draw images of the prophet Mohammed. I think they should kill people who are named after him as well."
"Last night on stage at the strip club ... ...was the ugliest woman I've ever seen. She danced up to me and said ""Hey handsome, what would you like me to take off first?"" ""My glasses"" I said"
"Once, in 1998, I read a website's terms and conditions page. True story."
"Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy."