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":* `*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar * `*:. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!"
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"A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab."
"Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say ""Give me the dumbest thing you can think of."""
"A nsfw joke :) what was ass to mouth called in the middle ages? turn the other cheek. (still. its funny :)"
"A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on Tourette's. The librarian says, ""Fcuk off, you cunt."" The man says, ""Yep, that's the one."""
"Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery? Because he was inuit to win it"
"Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel."
"There are 10 types if people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her he shouts out the window... ""Pull over!"" ""No"" she shouts back ""a pair of socks!"""
"love Boyfreind "" Honey, your chest is so flat, but your hole is sooo tight"" girlfreind "" Get off my back!"""