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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery? Because he was inuit to win it"

"Rick Astley Will Lend You... Any of the Pixar films in his movie collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"Vegetarians eat vegetables... What do veterinarians eat? (you thought I was gonna ask about humanitarians, didn't you?)"

"Sorry I had to cancel for the 5th time in a row, I thought you would stop inviting me by now."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and an oompa loompa? If you are wise, you won't listen to him."

"Why does santa have such a large sack? Because he only comes once a year"

"Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad? Are you kidding? She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like?"

"TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face whoops wrong scrub"

"Balloons are stupid. ""Happy birthday! Here's a buncha sacks of breath."""

"What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? Drool."