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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the guy you buy your weed from? Your chron-tact."
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"Who invented King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference!"
"Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first? All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release."
"Women are like grapefruit trees. They ignore me."
"Surprised to find out that the untold part of Dracula Untold is that he's a weed-smoking libertarian"
"Damn girl are you a graveyard because I'm dying to get in you"
"How does my bladder always know when I've found the most comfortable position in my bed?"