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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bass player without a GF? Homeless."

"Maybe if I tilt my head to the side I can understand english ~dogs"

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window"

"If John Lennon made a rap song today It would go... I'm in love with the Yoko! Them other Beatles thinking oh no! Now they wanna go solo! But no one give a fuck about Ringo!"

"The rising new trend is "" An@l Bleaching "". Usually I would be against such an activity ,but....Some ***holes do need to LIGHTEN UP !!"

"TIL you can determine the sex of an ant by dropping it in water Sinks - girl ant Floats - boy ant"

"So after the subreddit banning went down, I texted Ellen Pao asking if this was some sort of a joke. She responded ""Im SRS"""

"Drunk - When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth."

"Say what you like about pacifists... ..."

"Rocket Ship Did you hear about the rocket ship that didn't go up to space? It had projectile dysfunction"