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Joke of the Day
"A Janitor starts up his car. ""Broom broom"""
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"Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Dude, I said your hands are ruff; can't you moisturize?"