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Joke of the Day

"A Janitor starts up his car. ""Broom broom"""

"When I was getting a prostate exam, I asked the doctor where I should put my pants.. ""Over there, beside mine"" was not the answer I was expecting."

"I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you."" I said: ""Don't mention it."""

"I saw a train today... It seemed really angry."

"During lunch I asked my food server which salad she preferred. She said, ""Either one! They're both amazeballs!"" I got a hamburger."

"My wife told me to give her 12"" and make her scream... So I did her 3 times in the poop chute and wiped my junk on the curtain. (can't remember where I stole this from)"

"What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food? A connoisaur"

"What is yellow and cant swim? An excavator. Why? It only has one arm."

"Why did the sick bird get deported? He was an ill eagle."

"I had such a great masturbation session last night... that when I woke up in the morning my dick was in the kitchen cooking breakfast."