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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur that only eats the most delicious food? A connoisaur"
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"What is one thing that I would never give? I don't give a rat's ass!"
"How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"
"I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because I dropped my chili dog on the treadmill"
"How can you tell if a gay person is dead? Check pulse"
"I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light"
"I vote for less election coverage"
"So, Apparently 'Human Centipede' Is Getting ANOTHER Sequel. 'Human Turducken'"
"If I were a cop and pulled a woman over for speeding I would keep crying until she let me give her a ticket."
"Who is the world's worst suicide hotline operator? Shia Lebouf."