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Joke of the Day

"Nightclub bouncers find me so attractive that they ask me to stand next to them while they make everyone else go inside."

"I hear they might change reddit's name to something more appropriate... Blueit, perhaps?"

"I'm always just a bit disappointed when a liars pants don't actually catch on fire."

"The Three Rs of Reddit Repost, reuse,recycle."

"What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill? $2.23 in change."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water?... You're gonna have to give me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by some chick."

"Strange that the people who make duck face in photos are the same ones who always refuse to eat bread"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? Accounting for the toxins in the skin of an unwashed potato... about 457"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!"

"I met an obsessive-compulsive sodomite once. He was anal-retentive."