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Joke of the Day
"A magic tractor was driving down a country road... When suddenly it turned into a field!"
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"damn girl are you the expiration date on my milk because I regret not paying attention to you"
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"What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand? A Selfie!"
"I bought a vacant piece of land recently, and every night someone keeps depositing soil on the land. I still can't figure out who it is. The plot thickens."
"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant."
"You guys hear about the new Lebron James phone? It only vibrates, it doesn't have a ring."
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"What do you call a popular joke on reddit? repost"
"Why are you walking away when we're in the middle of discussing our wedding plans? Come back! At least give me your number!'"