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Joke of the Day

"A mugger holds a man at gunpoint and says, ""Give me your wallet or you're science!"" The man says, ""Don't you mean history?"" The mugger yells, ""Don't try to change the subject!"""

"Oh Subway You got busted lying about how big it is, no worries we've been doing that for years. Sincerely; Guys"

"It would be nice to have a second button beside the 'snooze' that emails your boss that you aren't coming in today."

"What's the difference between my dick and my paycheck? I don't have to beg my wife to blow my paycheck."

"""Grandpa, why did you let catastrophic global warming and 4+ Transformers movies happen?"" -- Your disappointed grandchildren"

"Yo mama's so fat she fell out of bed and caused the Great Depression. I'm so sorry for posting a Yo Mama."

"I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious He called himself a Naan-Conformist."

"Security: Animals aren't allowed in this art gallery, sir. Me: It's my guide dog. Dog: Picasso, born 25/10/1881, was a Spanish painter..."

"People judge public housing, but it's cheap and your neighbors sell you drugs so I'm not sure I see the problem..."

"What do you call a chicken at the north pole? Lost."