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Joke of the Day

"""Grandpa, why did you let catastrophic global warming and 4+ Transformers movies happen?"" -- Your disappointed grandchildren"

"Why did Boba Fett work alone? Because he was hunting Solo."

"This really crashes my belief system. Hilary Clinton spent 40 years building up her career to lose presidency to a man who picked up politics as a hobby last year."

"I've created a new strain of marijuana called halal haze.. . It's so strong... It'll get you stoned to death."

"Me: I have no friends My bed: Wow I'm like right here"

"Did you hear the joke about the dance? The punchline wasn't funny."

"What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? A tangent"

"For all the single ladies out there, here is my number: 4/10"

"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because the D shells are too big, and the B shells are too small."

"Crimea River What did say to bama."