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Joke of the Day

"It's true what they say: shut up."

"What do you call a bear's dick? a weenner the pooh"

"Ever since getting married, I've become really into politics. Everyday I hold my own caucus!"

"Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !"

"Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk."

"Pssst, what's the answer to question number 5? umm, dude this is a voting booth."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?... It chickened out. (Sorry if repost) (Also, first post so be nice :) )"

"Never date an intelligent, incredibly handsome, wealthy man. He's a violent psychopath that wants to kill you *things i learned from horrors"

"My daughter is late coming down to breakfast. Her 3 strips of bacon are getting cold. I mean 2 strips. Sorry, 1 strip. She'll have cereal."

"has anyone else realized the movimg photos in hary poter are just gifs. theyre jus gifs like from intermet"