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Joke of the Day
"Which bear can dissolve in water? A polar bear"
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"How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life."
"They say 'No news is good news,' but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy."
"Making a joke about wheelchair users ... is a big no-go."
"Barista: Did you hear Netflix is raising its price $2 a month? Me: Ridiculous! I won't pay it! B: here's your coffee. $12.32 M: thank you"
"Did you hear about the lumberjack who lost his job? They gave him the axe, he just couldn't hack it."
"I hate being bi-polar It's awesome"
"A knock knock joke I made up when I was 5. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Amanda. ""Amanda who?"" A man, duh. (Thought it was hilarious at the time.)"
"Damn son are you a girl? BECAUSE OTHERISE WHY YOU NO DOCTAH YET?!"
"Why are computers in Palestine really fast? Because they've got Ramallah."