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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so fat she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American."
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"What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu? In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend."
"Why does Donald Trump tweet stuff at 3am? Because it's almost afternoon in Russia at that time."
"Did you know that Kennedy was a sex addict? I guess that's why they call it the 'White' House ( )"
"Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose."
"My mother came up to me and said, ""Son, what does MILF stand for?"" I said, ""Mum I'd Like to Fuck"" She said, ""Ok, let me bath first."""
"You know you've seen too many walking dead episodes when your hand gets stung by a bee and you start screaming for everyone to cut it off"
"Don't worry, Pope Benedict XVI, I get it. Mondays make me want to quit my job too."
"impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it's a 3D model of a save icon."
"What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up? Is this some sort of yolk?"