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Joke of the Day

"Monogamy is having one spouse. Polygamy is having more than one spouse. Monopolygamy is marrying the Monopoly Guy."

"What did the soldier use to season his fries? A salt rifle."

"Three dyslexics walk into a bra..."

"Women are like draino They will clean you out, but leave you feeling hollow inside"

"You know how you can tell that your wife is a slob? When you go to piss in the sink and it's still full of dirty dishes"

"After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman."

"I thought this guy on the subway was yawning. Turns out he was just a mute sitting on a tack."

"What do you call a shirt you hate? *Cloathed*"

"What did the tailor say to the fed up customer? Suit yourself."

"How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!"