199824
Joke of the Day
"What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures? Imgrrrrrrr"
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"Someone should tell North Korea that if you want to nuke someone, you probably shouldn't give them a progress report every week."
"Forrest Gump ran for 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days, which is approximately 3 years, 2 months, and 14 days longer than I've ever run."
"JOSEPH: who did you name me after? ME: you were named after my grandfather GREGGNOG: what about me dad?"
"Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes."
"Damn girl are you baking chocolate? Because you're bitter as fuck."
"Went for ""a walk"" today, like some kind of prehistoric moron."
"Saw a guy with three lip-ring piercings on the subway today. Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain."
"What do you call a Gay Dinosaur? A Megasaurus"
"How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout? You triangulate their position!"