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Joke of the Day
"If Sanders win the nomination, won't that make him mainstream? There goes the hipster vote."
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"The real reason Jesus died The criminal before him suffered from a deadly skin condition. Jesus died from cross-contamination"
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole week, the other makes your hole weak."
"Sometimes when I'm about to sneeze, I snort some glitter. Then when I finally sneeze, glitter fills the air and people think I'm a wizard."
"Yo mamma so fat collection..."
"What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna"
"My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead."
"TIL 78% of statistics are made up on the spot"
"Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces."
"Yo momma so fat the last time she went swimming she chewed a divers foot and they closed down sea world."