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Joke of the Day
"Why did the woman marry the shoe maker? Because she was his sole mate."
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"I'd hate to be Turkey this Christmas."
"If you're nervous about speaking in public just imagine everyone holding a meatball sub. Even if you're not nervous picture it. It's amazing"
"How to clean your keyboard aaaaaaaa'kdnf...........,mnnbcvxeuw8301435555555556789+0 zx,cmmmmmmmmmvnsdbasfkoljfsw"
"Did you hear about the newly-released Michael Jackson autobiography? It's called ""The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."""
"A Jew, a Hindu and a Muslim go into a bar, and the barman says..... What a wonderful diversity of cultures we have in this community."
"A girl told me she loved vintage once... So I locked her in the kitchen and told her she couldn't vote"
"[Job Interview] ""It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17 X 19?"" ""36"" ""That's not even close"" ""But it was quick"""
"The best thing about owning a Smart Car is if you get too drunk at the bar you can just carry it home."
"One time I actually found a magic lamp with a genie inside but it was back in 2005 so that's why I have three Motorola Razrs."