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Joke of the Day
"In the beginning, God made Heaven and Earth... The rest was made in China."
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"Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A. Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me!"
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"Whenever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad. Maybe I should let her in."
"Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way."