19975

Joke of the Day

"Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books."

"I found I out I was concieved at my grandmothers funeral... Appearently, my Mum was trying comfort him. Stupid mourning wood."

"From a Friend's 10-Year-Old Daughter Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"

"Catharine Zeta Jones gets naked, ties a red sheet around around her neck runs into the bedroom, jumps up on the bed and yells ""super pussy"". Michael rolls over and says ""Think I'll take the soup."""

"A man walks into a Japanese bar... he wants a vodka, so he walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a Stoli the bartended replies, ""Once upon a time..."""

"Walks you into the bedroom. Stands you up straight against the wall. *you notice the sign that says ""You must be this tall to ride this guy"""

"Did you hear Jesus was pissed about his birthday gifts? He was pretty incensed by the whole ordeal."

"Why do meth heads love Halloween? Three sleeps 'till Christmas!"

"If two vegetarians fight.... Do they have beef?"

"It's better to have loved and lost, than live with the idiot for the rest of your life!"