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Joke of the Day
"Made a hiking playlist called 'trail mix' It has a lot of eminem in it"
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8, 9/11 was an inside job"
"How do you package a 21st century classical jazz singer? Buble wrap Sorry "
"As I get older I realize my penis is like Jesus. It takes 3 days to reserect after a good beating."
"At Toys R Us: TRU: Yessir? Me: I want a light saber. TRU: We have basic to advanced, how old is your grandson? Me: 40ish"
"What do you call someone who gets sexually excited by the American Standard Code for Information Interchange? An ASCIIphile."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !"
"I saw a front page post today about a woman who hasn't experienced a period in 15 years. That's one long sentence."
"What came first the egg or the Chicken? the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?"
"Canadian college to launch marijuana cultivation course......... There's only a limited number of openings for students - they'll have to weed some of them out."