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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a fat lady in a car? Piece of cake."
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"HIV has never been THE virus to have... Because it's always been retro."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the P is silent!"
"Thank goodness for loyalty program emails. I keep forgetting what brands I'm loyal to."
"I had a dream I went to Hell and Satan forced me to sing karaoke with him. That's right, the Devil made me duet."
"What do feminists and zookeepers have in common? Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone."
"What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat? A snapping turtle!"
"I bet Abe Lincoln only paid with $5 bills then as the cashier's face lit up, he'd smugly grin ""yep."""
"Who sang the song that goes... ...""that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your tiger feet""?"
"Is it too early to start drinking? - some moron with a clock."