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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the P is silent!"
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"nothing saves money like being antisocial"
"What's the difference between my neighbor and a necrophiliac? My neighbor fucked my wife yesterday, but the necrophiliac had to wait until today."
"Idea for a podcast: Friends hang out together and have deep and meaningful discussions and nobody records it and it's not a podcast."
"""Would you just look at all this bullshit?!"" - enthusiastic fertilizer suppliers"
"Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!"
"What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley."
"""Grow a pear."" - How to insult an apple tree"
"Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya."
"Have you heard the news about the courduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"